more laughs!

O.K. girls I have to share with y'all what happen to me last night. It's one of those times that I really needed y'all here to laugh with/at me...I was warming up some tomato soup in the microwave last night for supper and I went to grab it out of my microwave and slip! Before I could even blink the soup was EVERYWHERE and the bowl crashed to the ground. Now, when I say everywhere I mean everywhere. Because my microwave is up high on top of my fridge before it even hit the ground tomato soup was flying. I just can not tell you where all the orange dots were. There are no words. The worst part of it all is that I was wearing my favorite pj pants, one of my favorite shirts that I wear almost on a weekly basis to work, my new fuzzy white socks, and MY NEW WHITE ROBE!!! So, after a split second of complete shock and disbelief that all that had really happened, I quickly start stripping in my kitchen. I can’t walk anywhere because I have soup all over me and the last thing I need is tomato soup on the carpet. Had I not been standing between the microwave and carpeted hallway the soup would have gotten on the carpet. So with nothing on but the essentials (and let me tell you I was freezing. I'm too cheap to turn my heat up, so my house is a little warmer than a meat locker in the winter) I make my way to the bathtub and start soaking everything. I leave all that in the tub and start cleaning up the spill. Did I tell you it was everywhere? I was on my knees wiping it all up and everywhere I looked there was soup. Bright, orange soup. I just can not believe it went so far. I'm talking cabinets, oven, door frames, EVERYWHERE! So eventually I get all that cleaned up, go back to the tub get the sopping wet clothes out of the tub, drag them to the washing machine, spray it all down with shout, say a prayer and press start. In the mean time I go back for round 2 of mopping. By the time it was all over I was exhausted. The grill cheese sandwich I made to go with the soup was cold and I just still couldn’t believe I had really done that. When I went to wash my face last night I found some soup on my eyelid! Hope you can think of me and my orange splatter painted kitchen and get a laugh today!